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Dear Santa,
I don’t need much. I got a good home, and some fine humans, but I would LOVE a refrigerator with easy doggie access stuffed with hotdogs, and endless marrow bones. Is it too much to ask for a little more meat around here? My brother Teddy doesn’t know (and doesn’t want to know) much about these internets, and he asked me to write for him. He would like a new dog bed with a raised edge for a built in snout pillow-he’s got quite a honker you know. He requests that the dog bed never be moved or washed and that visiting dogs are not allowed on it.He also requests for it to be placed by the heat wall, as this is where he lays.What we all really want more than anything is more time off leash walkies—Beach, woods, swamps, fields, ponds, all good! We have been very good little pups this year (you can ask Mom – I think she forgot all about the incident with me and the gum)! For Christmas toys we would like: Rope Toys,Squeakies, and Sassy says a talking toy would be fun! Oh, and if you can just make sure those silly hats with the bells, or antlers don't make it here that would be swell! Also I want my mom and dad available 24/7, so I can keep an eye on them, you know, that Lassie thing. It's my job to keep them safe...along with Sassy who taught me how to shadow. I just want to be with my mom all the time. I get really nervous when she’s away. my brother and sisters are nice but can’t compare to mommy! Please take away that crate bed, and give it to some less fortunate pup out there... I far prefer sleeping on the bed to some rubbish blanket on the floor! We ALL want unlimited people food – mainly roast beef and turkey – but will settle for chicken. Pippy says to surprise her, Anything at all, as long as it’s edible. And for Sassy to stop stepping on her as if she isn't there. As for me, I want lots and lots of squeak toys. Mommy says that might be a problem and if it is, I’ll settle for a body massage for a whole hour. And if it’s not asking too much, Santa, could you get me some baby t-shirts to wear around the house? Even though the heat’s on, I’m a little guy and it gets a little drafty.We ALL want turkey pieces and maybe just a tiny taste of the pumpkin pie we hear about so often...that's for mommy. Actually Santa, we just want to spend the day with Mommy& Daddy. So instead we want other dogs and cats to be as lucky as we are – we have a home! And Santa, one more thing? If there’s any way you can do it, please give the animals in the shelters a nice meal so their tummies are full.
Love,
Moe
P.S.We’ll leave lots of water and bones for you by our crate!
Hi LiL Moe here , just thought for my next entry I would teach you all about the very crutial faces you must learn to have a successfull life with your human owner...
This first one takes a very long time to master and get away with ..it's the "I didn't do it face"
If you aren't very good at that one you'll have to learn this one "yes..it was me and I'm sorry" soon followed by the "I am Truely sorry "
Another VERY important face to learn is the "whats you got for me" face.....learning to hold this face is very key, as it wears them down and you end up getting something yummy!
Sometimes your human wants to leave you behind and go into the outside world without you, to get the chance to come along or maybe get them to stay with you..your going to have to learn the "I'm too cute to leave" look
If that doesn't work you may have to work as a team with your doggy companion and do the "I'm not interrested in you" face, while your friend acts as a look out to see if it's working.
There are more faces to learn over time, but learn these and you'll be well on your way to doggy success with your Human!
Hello everyone...WOW have I ever been gone a long time!..I have been gone so long mommy had to transfer EVERYTHING over from my original blog to this new one, as she has no way to get intot he old one, LOL silly mommy! I was very sick for a few weeks there as somebody tried to poison me with Rat poison! I felt very very poorly and lost the ability to walk even! My mommy and daddy took me to the vets almost everyday and finally I got better! Pippy my new partner in crime will have been with us for a year come November, and other than Mommy being gone all the time to work...nothing much has changed. I will do my best to be sure mommy does a better job of keeping my jornal updated.
Woof Woof!
Moe
Hello , LiL Moe here!
I know it's been such a very long time since last I posted..how the time gets away from you.I have had so much happen lately so thought I would wwrite some down for you guys. Last week Mommy and Daddy took me to the place where they torture animals on a table and then mommy and daddys pay.They left me there all by myself, and I must tell you it was very scarey!I have never been on my own away from my house, the man in the white coat stuck me with a pointy thing and soon I was very tired.I went to sleep and when I woke up, I was in a cage with a plastic cone around my neck! I felt very tired and was still locked in the jail with nobody I knew around me.I saw them take some dogs away..that never came back..and thier mommy and daddys were very sad.I was the littlest doggy there, so they made me stay in jail by the cats, I didn't mind because I was way too tired to notice very much.It seemed like forever, when finally my mommys voice could be heard from another room....but I was going to make her feel sorry for locking me away with strangers first, before I say I was happy to see her!I got home and was still a bit tired, but I walked into the room where my friend Stuart lived to see how he was, as he came to that place with me, but we got sepparated.Stuarts cage was empty! Mommy had also taken his bed out..and Q.T. my guinea pig friend said Stuart never came back! Mommy was a bit sad, and i thought it was for me..but I now think it must be for Stuart.I went to bed that day was over...and when i woke up..I was in lots of pain! My boy parts hurt more than I could ever explain, and I didn't feel like doing much..so mommy laid me next to her and we napped together.Time has passed and I am much better now, cept the day before yesterday..mommy took me back to the place and they stuck something in my behind! this is really getting quite personal and I don't think I like those people anymore.I heard the lady say I had something called a fever..which is something I have and didn't even know I owned one!What ever this fever is it made mommy treat me extra specially nice, like when i came home the first day.I have this stuff mommy puts in my mouth, it smells like flowers and is really yummy..she tells me it will get rid of my fever..HEY..thats MY FEVER..how do I know I want to be rid of it? Till I know if I want one..I will fight mommy on this medicine stuff..dont want it to take my fever from me..its mine! Well not much else to say right now, I think we are caught up, except I got a big boy doggy bed, no walls or bars..I am free at last! Until next time this is LIL Moe Over and Out!
Hi, LiL Moe here! I have just become a part of the Yorki Talk forum group...wow what fun, and so many great people there! Me and mommy are hooked, so we spend lots of time there. Mommy has pretty much finished my website, which you can visit by clicking the link on the upper left links section.I have so many things posted there, most importantly photos of me and a online pals page! Mommy didn't get the job she applied for, so she is still looking, up until today the weather has been beautiful, but mommy can't let me go out and play like the other doggies, because when I do I go Lame, this is what mommy calls it.She has to take to to the vet again and check further into my condition.Mommy says she is on the hunt for a legs out front carrier for me, so that I can go on walks with her and the others, as my legs just not up to it.There isnt much else going on here so I am going for now, I hope eveyone enjoys thier weekend!
Hi everyone, LiL Moe here,! Sorry we havn't been able to keep up with my journal lately , with mommy being sick and daddy working on her computer, there hasn't been much computer time for me. Mommy is all better now and daddy has fixed all the computer problems, so here I am to update you all! Mommy took me to the man in a white coat who likes to torture me, he pulled on my back legs and stretched them as far as they would go...how mean! Didn't he know mommy had me there for a leg problem? I went out the Saturday before Easter and played way to rough with Sassy and teddy, so from then on I couldn't use my leg.Mommy put me on cage rest, which is no fun what so ever! I wasn't allowed to attack my toys like I do dropping them off the bed then leaping in the air to pounce down on them from the top of the bed..I really do Love that game! Anyways, so no pounce game, no jumping just cage rest...oh mommy had me out to potty and such , but under her watchful eye at all times..I couldn't even sneak off to get into the bird seed.Mommy has birds that drop seed from thier cage, and it mixes with thier feathers, and I Love to sniff it and rubb into it...mommy don't like the mess I make,so that's why I sneak off to do it.The man ended up sticking me with what mommy called a shot and then gave her pills and eye drops, he said my tear ducts aren't working right.The man told mommy I would probably end up needing something called surgery, but not until he does other tests.Mommy told the man how I cam from very curious conditions, and that she wouldn't be surprized if I was a puppy farm yorkie. She says I have lots of "wonky" parts. I go cock eyed allot and my eyes never stop tearing , so much my face is never dry.I have 2 toes in front that are crooked so my nails grow side ways out of them, and when I breath its very snorty as mommy calls it. She says I have tons wrong with me but she loves me just the same, so far whats wrong with me is just annoying nothing that has made me sick..mommy keeps good checks on me and knows me inside out, so any changes in my health are noticed right away.I am a Very energetic pup and I do keep mommy on her toes, she is still trying to train me to go potty outside, and though I do mark a bit out there, I still prefere to do most my business inside, next to her white seat full of water, cause this is where mommy goes, it must be the place to do it at. She tells me I shouldn't go there..but then she goes there and it confusses me.The big dogs go outside, but I see the mess it all makes, and don't want to be a part of that.I havn't got much else to report, mommys trying to get a new job, so she can go earn the Bonios, but I hope she don't get it, because I have gotten used to her being with me all day.I'm going for now, mommy wants her time on the computer now, she is building me a website to go with my journal, so I can put more cool Yorkie links and stuff on it! I'm out of here for now.
~Moe~
This was the doggy Easter outing on Saturday
I havn't been entering much lately because I have been so buisy learning how to be a big dog.I have started going outside and trying to use it as my place to potty.I am not perfect at this yet, because I still make mistakes inside.I prefere to go where mommy goes, but since I can't reach I just put it on the floor next to the big white chair.Mommy says I have to tell her I need out so she will know.....Im not used to doing that, I am used to just going on the paper whenever I feel like it.Teddy goes out with me to keep me safe from anyone stealing me...mommy is very afraid of this happening cause she says the papers are full of lil Yorkies that have gone missing in our area.When Mommy started this potty training it was colder out and she would put my coat on and watch me from the upstairs window.She gave herself a cold doing this though.She says she can't be out with me cause then I get silly and play and forget the "task at hand"...so I am still learning.My mommy is very sad right now, I don't know why, all day yesterday she was fussing over Skunk, and kept shouting me to stay away from him.....she said my breating is naturally bad and she didn't want me to get sick.Then her and daddy took skunk away and when they came back my mommy ways crying so hard.....I tried to lick her hand and get her to bounce and play with me, but she just told me to stop it.I don't know where they took Skunk but they threw his house away, daddy wanted to save it but mommy said no she didn't want to changce other animals getting infected.I have only been on this earth for a short time, so I still do not know what any of this means, but when I woke up today I thought I would have my mommy back, as yesterday was just not a Moe day. Mommy woke up in a very bad mood though and was hollerin at daddy and slammin things around.....then when she calmed down she began to cry and said "he still is dead isn't he?" I didn't know what my answer was supposed to be, I still havn't learned exactly what "dead" is, but I know it's not good for the mommies and daddys left behind.I hope my mommy cheers up, I'm still not dead and so maybe she should play with me and be happy again.
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